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Bruce Payne as Yellow in
Keen Eddie: Horse Heir



Keen Eddie is one of the smartest comedies to appear on TV in years. No wonder it didn’t last.  First shown on Fox Network, it was WAY too sophisticated for the network whose only intelligent show is The Simpsons and a news program that is barely a step above the National Inquirer. Talk about a poor fit.  Fortunately for those of us who love British humor with an American twist, Bravo picked up Keen Eddie and ran all the episodes, including the ones Fox did not show after it unceremoniously dumped KE.

Eddie Arlett, an American cop transplanted to London, is full of smart alec remarks and clever ideas. With his kinky partner in crime detection, Monty Pippin, Eddie wisecracks his way to solving the cases in his own ingenious way while continually bickering with his delectable but passive aggressive housemate Fiona.

Though all the episodes were fun, “Horse Heir” was the most riotous of them all. Full of sly (but subtle) sexual innuendoes [tapioca pudding, anyone?], colorful characters, and smart writing, it is so side-splitting that we have imposed it on numerous friends who, we are happy to report, found it funny also.

Bruce plays a hood named Yellow who has Hurricane, a champion horse, kidnapped so that his “seed” (as Monty so tastefully puts it) can be sold on the black market.  Just a little problem though. The horse drops dead while Charlotte the “40 year old slut who will do anything” is trying to…obtain the seed. Yellow is not amused.  When Yellow confronts Fishy, the one who staged the kidnapping, we think for a moment that menacing Yellow is going to pull a gun from his jacket and off Fishy right on the spot. When Yellow pulls out an asthma inhaler instead, it makes for one of the most hilarious scenes in the whole story. An asthmatic hood. Such an unexpected and brilliant piece of business.  Merlin, our tech wizard, laughs every time he thinks about it.

As Yellow, Bruce not only gets to do his usual excellent job as a menacing bad guy (with a cool au currant haircut, we might add), he gets to show off his comedic talent as well.  In several scenes, he mugs for the camera, including the final scene when he is captured by the cops. Falling to the floor with his hands behind his head, Bruce responds with what us Americans would call a s***-eating grin on his face. Just too funny. This is the actor who played the psychotic Charles Rane and the bloodthirsty Jacob Kell?  Yes, it is. Bruce is a versatile and talented actor and we think this performance is strong evidence.

But even when he is being the bad guy, Bruce’s spot-on timing and stern expressions are as amusing as his more overt mugging. Even the simple line, “My name is Yellow” is funny when Bruce says it in his droll deadpan.  Bruce’s glaring expression when the two co-owners of the Sticky Wicket Pub, the American, One Ball Bill, and the Scot, Gay Johnny, are wrestling the thermos bottle full of—well
“seed” back and forthis also priceless.

Bruce also has a chance to spar again with his old comedy buddy from Solarbabies, Alexei Sayle. They make a delightful team, with Bruce as the straight man and Alexei as the goofball actor hamming it up as a prospective buyer (with a terrible German accent) in a police sting. When Yellow asks Rudy where in Germany he is from, Rudy answers “Innsbruck.”  When Yellow queries, “Isn’t that in Austria?” Rudy replies with a perfectly straight face, “No. No, it’s not.” Later, when Rudy’s wig starts to migrate round the top of his head, Yellow stares at it with a quizzical look. Oh-oh, time for the cops before Yellow gets too suspicious…

“Horse Heir” is one of our most favorite Bruce performances. If you’ve seen it, you probably agree with us. If you haven’t, find a copy of it. You’re in for a treat.



     


                       



                        




       






   





  



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